greninje:

"hey what are you doing?"

"wyoming."

"isn’t that a state?"

"no it’s a verb."

*continues to wyom*

tagged: +about me 

kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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do any of you have saved url that I can use?

butttom:

when you’ve decided to kill everyone
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tastefulmalik:

"Zayn is my #5"

[x]

tagged: +ot5 

fuckyourracism:

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

Boom.